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Spent the better part of the morning removing my profile from a few *free* dating sites. Fuck them...they were useless...

In fact, there were even worse than useless. They presented hot women (none in my preferred age range, mind you) that had a hope in hell of living where they said they lived!

I cannot imagine that there would be as many hot sluts, MILFs, bitches and chicks who wanted me to perform with their hubbies who currently live in Lyndhurst, Ontario.

But according to several of these sites, apparently Lyndhurst is like the current day Sodom and Gomorrah...whose streets run hot 24 hours a day with pussy juice.

Uh...no.

Even some of the profiles make little sense. Many mix and match pictures and locations with no connection to the text. I saw one that had a chickie stocking the shelves at the local ASDA. That's nice the best social program is a job I always say...and ASDAs are great grocery stores...in the United Kingdom!

Pity that, because the slut's profile said she was living in a small rural village outside Ottawa.

Bitch of a commute, wot?

So surprise, surprise, surprise as Gomer Pyle would say...it wasn't me doing the manual nasty but the dating sites that have been yanking my dick all along. I'm shocked and appalled that the online sex industry would stoop so low as to misrepresent naked girls to horny old farts like me.

It lacks an ethical lens, doesn't it?

Go fucking figure!